breakfast:

• bloody mary
• peach/orange juice
• waffle/strawberries/bacon

lunch:

• nachos/cheese/black beans/tomatoes/raspberry chipotle salsa
• peach/orange juice

dinner: from flea market café

• 2 glasses red wine
• paté/onions/mustard/bread
• mushroom/spinach ravioli w/sauteed veggies

snack:

• a few goldfish crackers
• pomegranate juice/lime seltzer
• one live human child
• 3 lbs of asparagus
• 1 ever-clear, vodka and milk white russian